And then the trouble started. Freaking Karen got all confused and before I knew it we were trapped in peak hour traffic In the centre of freaken London. Oh and then a full on thunder storm broke out creating traffic chaos. Definatly not the place I wanted to be on a bike that is wider than most small passenger cars. Took me hours to get out. I really thought I was going go be down in the tube station at midnight and as I was going round and round the roundabout at Liz and Phil's place, the thought did cross my mind to stop and take a piccy but I would have been killed by the lunatic car drivers.
So with my tour of the monopoly board complete I eventually managed to make my way out. I even managed to not get killed when filtering my way thru the traffic. An offence punishable by death back home but apparently perfectly acceptable here. Go figure.
As a result of that fiasco, there was no way I was going to make my couchsurfing appointment at Stonehouse so instead have scored a very flash room in a swanky B&B in Maidenhead.
Basil the manager wanted 60 quid. I offered him 20 cash and we settled on 30. Result!!! (Dodgy bastard, no wonder he's running around in a roller.) There was no way I was camping tonight after being saturated all day even if the new spiffy jacket did keep me reasonably dry.
Anyway I'm down the Harvestor for a steak & chips wif gravy. Orright ?
Dear GB...If you are popping by Buckleberry....you are most welcome for a spot of couchsurfing....mum and dad are away for the weekend....love Pippa
Posted by: Pippa Middleton | May 28, 2011 at 01:35 PM
Dear Pippa. How smashing to hear from you. I thought I saw your ass on the roundabout the otherday and was going to stop, but I just kept going round and round and round.
tootlepip
Posted by: Guy | May 29, 2011 at 03:20 PM