CHASING THE HORIZON

Foot update

Have received many messages asking about the foot. Thanks everyone for your concern or lack if it in some cases........bastards.
My toes have now turned a lovely shade of purple (matches the wild flowers) and the swelling has gone down a bit. Still sore but I'll survive..
Aunt Buzz and I are adamant that the trip isn't over till we get home so stay tuned. Saw on telly this morning that the Deneliqiun ute muster is on. I would love to go now we gave a ute n all but Aunt Buzz has pulled rank. We still have a couple of days of fun in store.

Wildflower In the dseserr

The more astute of you following the spot tracker will have noticed that we actually headed off in completely the wrong direction this morning. All will be revealed shortly. The day started with us picking up the red RACQ recon renta rocket and headed back to Magic motorcycles to load the bikes. Nick has been brilliant and really looked after us. Nice to see a bike shop that still has good customer service. From there we headed out to the Silverton pub along the way checking out the amazing wildflowers lining the road.

Beer.....its not just for breakfast anymore

Brekky was a hotdog and beer at the famous Silverton hotel. Home of the Mad Max movie. The beer was to prove crucial in the direction we would take as anyone that knows Buzz will know that just one is enough to put him to sleep. So anyway Grant Denyer on sunrise had said that your not an Australian until you have been to the Denni ute muster , so while aunt Buzz was asleep I did some thinking....... We have a ute, its red and its only a thousand kays out of our way so I turned right instead of left. Buzz was spewin when he woke up. We also stopped at Menindee lakes which was bone dry when we were here last year and cattle were actually grazing in the middle of this pic.

Hot ute and fat ass's

The red renta recon rocket handled the dirt roads a treat however mysteriously the speedo has stopped working. Not sure what that's
about but I think Buzz has something to do with it.
We arrived at Denni just after sunset. This place is nuts. Ten thousand utes....twenty thousand people....most of them youg girls with massive ass's. I have seen so many fat bums. We had a great time drinking delicious and listening to James Rayne live on stage.

Does my ass look big in this

There were some sore heads around the place this morning including mine. Fortunately we had a comfy bed inside the Peter Brock merchandising truck which us run by Shippy, a friend if ours. Shippy cooked us up an awesome brekky then put us to work. As you can see I was the only one doing anything. It's a tough gig selling g bangers to pretty girls. Unfortunately we couldn't supply everyone due to not having them in humungus size. As I said earlier I have seen so many fat asses". It is unbelievable.

World record attempts and circle work

Fortunately it wasn't all fat asses and Shippy did allow us to take a look at some of the sights including of course the circle work comp. Also checked out the world record attempt of most Jacking Howe singlets. Tonight there is a huge concert headed by Cold Chisel who have obviously discovered they havn't got enough Superannuation saved and have come out of retirement. Not exactly my cup of tea but the redness freakshow will be brilliant

 

Hers some vid for you to enjoy

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

That's all folks.

The ute muster has been an amazing experience. Surely the biggest concentration of pissed people in the world. They really get in to it. Buzz even managed to crash a redneck wedding while I admired some local art. There were 29999 bogans rocking away to Jimmy and his crew last night....this Bogan listened from the comfort of my bed in the trailer. Aunt Buzz reckoned it was full sic.

I reckon Casey Chambers singing sounds like a cat being swung around by its tail.

 

 

Sadly today is the last day of what has been an epic trip. We awoke at 4am and set off, Hoping to have a beer at the famous Conargo pub but apparently 4.30 am is a bit early. Then it was off up the highway trying to avoid Mr Plod as it is double demerit points due to the long weekend. Unfortuneatly Aunt Buzz failed copping a ticket just out of West Wyalong. The criminal was doing a whopping 110 in a 100 zone. Someone should lock him up I reckon.
We have had a fantastic time and hope that you have enjoyed reading our ramblings. If you have enjoyed it please consider making a small donation to the Royal flying doctor or Canteen via the link on this page. Just put your prefered charity in the note and I will take care of the rest. I will update the site with more pics and vid over the couple of weeks, so call back sometime when your bored.
We have some more big trips planned including revisiting SA and Googs track as well as visiting the Lake Gardiner speed trials. Planning is also progressing on our European vacation and Isle of Man trip in May/June.
Copulater :-))

FLICKR PICS

The complete set of pictures from the trip are now up on my Flikr page. For those that have nothing to do while at work feel free to have a browse.

 

Caution NOT WORKSAFE due to Aunt Buzz's hairy bum.

 

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